Tis the Season for Human Insanity
Tis the Season for Human Insanity
It is the Holiday Season for Humans, not for dogs or cats. My people, Mary & Tom have disrupted the house and decorated it with fake trees on which I am not allowed to wee. Plus, they have inconsiderately placed them in my favorite spots for sleeping.
Over the next few weeks it will only get worse. Mary will wrap presents down on the floor in my space and will not allow me to sit on the paper, the presents, or her lap. It wouldn’t be so bad, but none of the presents will be for me since she declared last year that I do not need any new chew bones because I choked on mine in my hurry to try and nap my sister Meiyah’s bone. And will we get any of the great holiday food? NO! Mary says it isn’t healthy and Meiyah is on a diet.
This year however, may be the year that tops them all. This morning Mary went off the deep end, entirely lost it, and insulted the DOG – Me!
She sat me in front of the offensive fake tree, plopped a set of reindeer antlers on my head and had Tom snap my picture. As you can see this was so-o-o not a good idea. However, Mary thought it was too precious. Grr! She intends to send it to family and friends. Grrrrr!
So my fuzzy friends beware – your people may loose it just like mine did. Be prepared to run and hide at the first sign of fake antlers, cute bows, fake halos, and Santa Hats. If you don’t you will look just like me and my cousin Missie.
Categories: Holidays
Tags: silly human tricks Pet photos Holiday message Corgis at Christmas
Is that sweet or what?
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check out the pictures my mom sent mary.
I guess I'm stuck gettin an outfit for every human holiday. Recently my mom bought me a winter coat(like I don't already have one,duh!) But I fixed her, I simply pretend to love the snow and run around in it like a maniac so she does'nt get me the boots I heard her talking about,geez, talk about humiliation. I can't wait for valentine's day! We need to talk! Love, Missy
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Hey, it's your more adorable than moi cousin Missy. Maxie the woner dog, huh? It's a "wonder" you can still show your face on the net. This I say from experience as my mom thought I looked adorable as a reindeer, too. My dad said not to embarrass me but my mom didn't care. She also recently bought me a coat for when I go out.Does'nt she get that I was born with a coat. Of course I try to get it off everytime she puts it on me. Who the heck invented velcro anyway,a dog hater? I have begun to pretend that I love being out in the snow by running around in it like a maniac ever since I heard her talking about tiny little doggie boots. Yeah, like those will stay on! First it was Halloween and a witches costume,(just like her's), now this! I'm beginning to see a pattern here and I tell you this, I'm drawing the line at the heart-shaped xxsmall doggie bra.
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